Pay Off Credit Card Debts
"In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey" - Beck.
Does this describe you? Do you feel like you're just on the outside looking in? If so, have I got something for you. It is an idea, actually. Do you want to hear it? It is for you and I to pay off credit card debts. See? I told you I was smart. Together we will befriend each other, plus eliminate credit card debts - ending creditor harassment, lowering interest rates, eliminating late fees and more along the way! It will be so much fun we simply won't know what to do with ourselves! Then afterwards, we can ride into the desert on top of a Swedish coyote and cactus-watch until the sun goes down! Yeah, that would be wonderful! Or, as my German housekeeper Broomhilda says, vunderbar! Sky rockets are shooting all over the blue circumference, intersecting with the perpendicular shining of the North Star! I'm not a hippie, just happy enough to say yippee!
Get out of debt.
It's not so much a revolutionary idea to pay off credit card debts as it is an obvious choice which you really should have done a long time ago. But hey, no need to dwell in the past at this point. Let's simply combine our resources and work together with a consumer credit counselor in order to effectively and completely pay off credit card debts. Then, after that, we'll go home and sit on your couch while we watch reruns of Charles in Charge and marvel at the hilarious comic stylings of Willie Aimes, also known as "Buddy!"
That will be spectacular. It will be great. We'll pay off credit card debts then go on a date. Where should we go? Should we go to a show? Maybe a show about credit card debts would be good. It will remind us of our time together. Then we can take a cab ride around the city and marvel at all the inhabitants. Then we can play Chinese Checkers. Or even dominoes. But first thing's first. First we must pay off credit card debts. Yes, let's first do that. Credit card debt is no good.
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